On January 20, Donald Trump was officially sworn in as the leader of the free world. Before even taking the oath of office, the social media giant and seriously unexpected victor in last November’s election has already scored himself the lowest approval rating of any incoming United States President in recent history. The day before his inauguration, a Gallup poll put Trump’s approval rating at a dismal 44 percent. (Of course, that’s not super surprising when one considers that Trump only won 46 percent of the popular vote … but I digress.) If this little metric gets you bummed out about the future of the country, take heart that if (or when) Trump makes mistakes, the US will let him hear about it. Right now, his beloved Twitter has been overrun with an inspired twist on the President-elect’s obnoxious behavior and unique language choices. How would the incoming President describe some of your favorite movies? Some of the wittiest Tweeters take a stab at it with #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots. They make Trump look like a dummy and there’s nothing the man can do about it but moan and groan. It may not fix the world, but it will help you find a bit more solace in the future of our maybe, possibly, potentially not doomed nation. We’re still probably boned, though.
1. Annie
This sad, sad red-headed orphan gets to live in a nice, average house with some bald middle class man. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Cristine (@Owl_ofthewoods) December 11, 2016
2. Terminator 2: Judgement Day
The former California governor proves why we need open carry while bigly protecting a young boy. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Rick Taylor (@rick_taylor) January 5, 2017
3. Snakes on a Plane
Loser security was wrong! Plane had snakes.I keep snakes off planes.I own lots of planes, better planes & no snakes#trumpexplainsmovieplots
— Phill (@PhillMcNamee) December 1, 2016
4. Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
An ISIS and a man from Gina eat burgers the size of my enormous hands. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/gwBFpypdkL
— Drink Critically (@DrinkCritically) December 17, 2016
5. Les Miserables
Do you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry men… well, specifically ONE angry man… #trumpexplainsmovieplots https://t.co/vvIXbSqdga
— Kate D (@diggy8979) November 22, 2016
6. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
She's a loser, ok. She's losing. I could lose a guy in 4 days. Probably 2 days. I lose guys so good you don't know. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Ben Mankiewicz (@BenMank77) August 18, 2016
7. 127 Hours
#trumpexplainsmovieplots
America is losing our hands like babies. I prefer hikers who don't cut off their own hands. Didn't even eat it. Sad— Scott Smith (@NFSSmith) January 11, 2017
8. The Lion King
Scar – strong leader, respected. Jungle going great. Now? A mess! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) August 18, 2016
9. Star Wars
Terrorists, who are failing by the way, blow up a big beautiful Death Star built by very smart people. Sad! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Brett White (@brettwhite) August 18, 2016
10. Jaws
Big shark. Biggest shark you ever saw. I saw it, folks. Huge. Police chief. Great guy, friend of mine. He KILLED it #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Scott Dooley (@scottdools) August 18, 2016
11. Frozen
Woman saves the day without the help of a man. She clearly cheated. The system is rigged.#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/OeqZEzzktm
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 18, 2016
12. An Inconvenient Truth
Complete fiction by Crazy Al Gore. Loser. Complete hoax. More like "convenient lies" Typical liberal media lies.Sad!#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Sidarth Menon (@sidmenon95) November 21, 2016
13. Joy Ride
Rusty Nail, great guy, gets pranked by these 2 punk kids, sad! He tries to get payback, crooked cops arrest him!#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/p0ZmR7ODto
— Dante (@Skullsmasher503) November 20, 2016
14. Lord of the Rings
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
Old man & dirty little people steel a great man's ring & destroy it. Disaster! I could have stopped them. Sad— Scott Smith (@NFSSmith) January 11, 2017
15. Arrival
Aliens arrive on Earth like Mike Pence at Broadway & they are harassed by Amy Adams and Jeremy Renner. Sad! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Donald at the Movies (@DonaldTheCritic) November 20, 2016
16. The Little Mermaid
Undocumented Mermaid enters country illegally and marries rich guy to stay in country #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— 3 Fourths Geek (@3FourthsGeek) November 10, 2016
17. Home Alone
Crooked McCalister – totally disliked by the way – violently attacks 2 of my supporters, great guys. Apologise! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Ben Morris (@Pppgameboy) December 21, 2016
18. Mulan
A nasty woman saves China because some bad hombres got over the wall. I'm gonna build a better wall, believe me. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— H.E.R. (@NyDontCare_) November 8, 2016
19. It’s a Wonderful Life
George Bailey, what a LOSER, and totally overrated, couldn't even make money from a bank. Sad! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots #itsawonderfullife pic.twitter.com/JVYHsPXvZK
— Niall Oakes (@Wantedpixel) December 8, 2016
20. The First Wives Club
Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler, and Diane Keaton are such Nasty Women! My ex-wives would never seek revenge, believe me. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— SoxOnTheBrain (@SoxOnTheBrain) November 5, 2016
21. Fled
2 escaped convicts, real losers, get stuck together and they're forced to work together, I can escape without help! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Chris Wilson (@fballjones) December 27, 2016
22. The Harry Potter Series
Voldemort, great guy. Ridding the magic world of immigrants. Crooked Harry can't be trusted #MakeHogwartsGreatAgain #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Meg V. Jones (@ItsMegNotMegan) August 18, 2016
23. Back to the Future
Biff—great guy, good friend of mine—they ruin his life! Doc and Marty—total losers. Can't win without time machine. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Alex Gookin (@_AlexGookin) August 18, 2016
24. Planet of the Apes
#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots Beautiful orange Ape gets last laugh!
— Doctor Zaius (@ZaiusPhD) December 22, 2016
25. 300
The Spartans don't like the Persians entering their territory so they build a wall to keep them at bay.
Great plan ?#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/LIC2eB9Bau— Danny (@Jinjar247) December 7, 2016
26. Grease
Greasers are way too PC! "Did she put up a fight?" Who cares when you're a star like Danny? Grab the Pink Ladies! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Donald at the Movies (@DonaldTheCritic) October 20, 2016
27. Saving Private Ryan
So they storm the beach, trying to recover this captured private. Bad film. I like people who weren't captured ok? #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Travon Free (@Travon) August 18, 2016
28. Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
These women travel with these pants. A sisterhood, whatever that is. I have many pants! Just get more pants ladies! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) August 18, 2016
29. The Ghost and the Darkness
Two lions attack white people in Obamas birthplace.
— Smartassicus Totalus (@Cynicalreality) October 19, 2016
30. Captain America
Captain America? Wrong. More like Captain get a job. I like people who don't get frozen. Make Hydra great again. #trumpexplainsmovieplots
— Drew Phillips (@vidroopianman) September 26, 2016
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