6. His Wife is the Classiest
A first lady should be a woman of impeccable grace and poise. Who else best personifies those royal traits like Kim Kardashian? She’s the classiest. Okay, I know what you’re thinking … didn’t she first get famous for nailing some dude on camera? And to that I say, isn’t everyone entitled to some early mistake? Since then, the woman has devoted herself to the noble pursuit of crying and shouting on camera, while always lending her whole body to the cause of art (or is that attention?). Why, just last week she was tweeting nude selfies. That’s my kind of FLOTUS.
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