Who’s Hotter: Ginger or Mary Ann?

7. Because Behavior Has To Come Into Play

You may not remember, or even be aware, but Mary Ann has a criminal record (hey, that’s a turn off for some folks). In October of 2007, the star was pulled over after she swerved across a roadway. She was also found in possession of marijuana and was subsequently arrested by Idaho police (who knew Mary Ann like Mary Jane?). Later, another party claimed full responsibility for the joints and Wells plead guilty to reckless driving, a virtual non-offense.

8. TV Guide’s Thing

We’re not the first place to try and decide empirically who is hotter. Lots of places of done that before. One of those places was TV Guide who listed Wells as number 50 on their list of the sexiest stars of all time. And where was Tina Louise? Nowhere to be found.

9. TV Land’s Thing

Okay, but let’s counter that one list with another one. In 2005, TV Land Top Ten ranked TV’s all-time greatest sex symbols, placing Tina Louise at number two on the list (Heather Locklear was placed at the top of the list, which kind of makes sense). In other words, Louise has won just as many awards for her hotness as Wells.